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as-deadly-as-nightlock:

BUT JOSH! YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES TOO DAMNIT!!! 

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“The Hunger Games” Soundtrack is the first soundtrack to hit number 1 since Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” album in 2009. 

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bethums:

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ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Zombie Jesus take the wheel.

It’s happening folks…

Finally!

nO

break Florida off from the rest of us before it spreads

and go buy out the canned goods at your nearest walmart

I’ve told my family fora while now: When the zombie outbreak starts, I’m packing my shit in a U-Haul, and I’m movin’ to Canada. SO. Now my mom is finally taking me seriously.

Of course the outbreak would start in the state I live in. Figures.

anyone who would be excited about this is literally the biggest ass

hopefully zombies can’t swim across water.

kyla109:

isgh:

SHUT UP WE ALL HATE YOU

Gorgeous bastard

knifeeyes:

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robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area